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  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: avoids getting in the shower
  • me: gets in the shower
  • me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE

hipsterinatardis:

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wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

(Source: fallenangelhikari)

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

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shalrath:

reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)

thatfunnyblog:

this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying image

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destroyingsomethingbeautiful:

mrbluechalk:

radioactivepapertowns:

wizard-me-timbers:

I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world

me too!

when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?

THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT FUCKER

It’s actually Creme De La Creme A La Edgar. Get your facts straight.

(Source: fydisneymisfits)

“That sucks man”
Me trying my best to give emotional condolences (via myrtsi)

(Source: supersiku)

snorlaxatives:

blackromney:

1th 2nt 3nd 4rst

this makes me really angry

intersectionalityis4lovers:

  • don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
  • a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
  • or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’

uoa:

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

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did-you-kno:

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