trapbelly: Game of thrones is my favorite softcore porno
fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+ mind blown
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
meladoodle: sexydanhowell: meladoodle: A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’ What? A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO not all the french fries though
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
who needs one direction when you’ve got the best boy band there is
ANYWAY I’m gonna go to bed 4:30 and I’ve been tired since like 11:30 yesterday sooooooo yeah