Mr Joyberry

I dislike it that all night every night I can hear my mother crying.

It leaves me even more dead inside every time.

b4tmatt:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

kiango:

“Alright guys this time I’m going to actually READ the quest text, all the way through. No funny business.”

—2 quests later —